The doctor declared
“You have diabetes,
Now go get prepared.
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Clean out all your cupboards
And dump all the pie
For if you should eat it,
You surely might die.
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No rice, no spaghetti
No cookies and cream,”
But when he said “chocolate,”
I heard Edward scream.
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“No chocolate?” Ed cried,
“You must be mistaken!
I can’t live without it!”
His voice started shakin’.
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“Those chocolaty coco’s,
My breakfast each day
Will not understand
If I toss them away!”
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“It’s egg-whites for you!”
The doctor replied.
“Your chocolaty cravings
Must now be denied!”
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But Edward and chocolate
Had always been pals
His love for her lasted
Beyond other gals
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How could they part ways
After all of these years?
That darn diabetes
Brought Edward to tears.
**********
To test his blood sugar
And live with a pump
Was nothing compared
To a full chocolate dump.
**********
Pricking his finger
Throughout every day
Was simple, but
Throwing his chocolate away?
**********
My husband was facing
A true lifestyle change,
To keep his blood glucose
Within normal range.
**********
He must walk away
When chocolate is near,
Or else “come and get me,”
Is all that he’ll hear.
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My husband’s old flame,
is part of our past now,
It’s just such a shame.
**********
I know my dear Edward
Is missing his treat,
Now green beans and turkey
Is all he can eat!
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Then, finally it hit him,
He said it aloud,
“I can’t have my chocolate,”
And he held his head proud.
*********
“Fooey!” said Edward,
“No chocolate for me,
I guess I’ll just stick with
What’s all sugar free.”
**********
But Edward’s a fighter
He often still tries
To sneak in “real” chocolate
And hide it with lies.
**********
But evidence lingers,
A smudge on his skin,
And I know he and chocolate
Were at it again.
**********
“You know you can’t do that,”
I’ll remind, with a frown.
“It was only a nibble,”
He’ll reply, looking down.
**********
He’ll eat sugar free stuff,
His healthier pal,
But nothing compares to
His old chocolate gal.
**********
I thought it was over,
His chocolate affair,
But he still sneaks to see her
They’re a stubborn ole’ pair!
**********
When I heard, “no more chocolate,”
The doctor’s decree,
I thought, “Now my husband
Can focus on me.”
**********
But still, that sweet chocolate,
She tickles his fancy
And he always indulges
Though he knows it is chancy.
**********
“Fooey! No chocolate!”
Those words were so hollow,
For where chocolate’s hiding
My husband will follow.
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Diabetes is more
But the most stubborn minded
Is chocolate – that whore!
Bravo! What a great poem! I have to give up my Coke addiction. I’m not diabetic yet, but I’m heading that way. Thanks for the reminder, and for visiting my blog!
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Hi Lillian,
Thanks for your comment! I hope you don’t struggle in giving up your addiction to Coke, like Edward has struggled with chocolate!! It’s amazing how these things can get such a grip on us! Good luck with saying good-bye to Coke (I have to admit, there’s nothing like a nice, cold glass of Cola!)
I’ve enjoyed reading your blog! Glad I found you! 🙂
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Thank you so much. I’m glad to know you as well!
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LOVE IT! Nice to connect and follow through a to z http://aimingforapublishingdeal.blogspot.co.uk/
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Hi Charlotte,
I’m so excited to hear from you, all the way from the UK (I’m in California!)
I just checked out your blog and am looking forward to following it. Thanks for finding me and giving me the opportunity to get to know you and your writings!
Glad you liked my “F” post!
Shawny Lou
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I can see chocolate as being stubborn & hard to give up…. I know I like mine, but not as bad as Mr. Edward. Great poem too.
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Hi Tena,
I doubt many people struggle with giving up chocolate as much as Mr. Edward has! He’s a pretty strong-minded person, but when it comes to chocolate, he just loses it!!
Thank you for finding and following my blog. I’ve enjoyed following you and checking out your daily posts on the A-Z Challenge! Looking forward to more!
Shawny Lou
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