“N” is for NATURAL, NONSTANDARD NORMALITY

NWant to be normal?

Tired of being so normal?

Not sure if you’re normal?

Is normal good?

Is normal bad?

Need a “Normal Review” to determine your level of normality?

You’re Normal if you are any of the following Names.

However …

If you’re Not happy with being Normal and Need to be Nonstandard,

any of the following Names would Narrow you down to that, too.

NOTE: This may Nullify any chance you Never had of being Normal.

 

Naïve

Narrow-Minded

Nasty

Near Death

NOT NEAR DEATH

Nature Lover

Never Offended

Needlessly Offended

Nasally

Native to some place

Nauseating

Nauseated

Nearsighted

Not Near sighted

Nerdy

Nonconformist

Noble

Not Noble

Noisy

Naked sometimes

Normal.washing machineNuts

Not Christian

Not Jewish

New Christian

Narcissistic

Narcoleptic

Nocturnal

Numskull

Nurturing

Nutrition minded

Nostalgic

Nonviolent

Not Nonviolent

Nosy

Nymphomaniac

Nomad

Necessary

Negative

Neighborly

Neglectful

Nerdy

Nervous

Neurotic

Neutral

Nonsensical

Nonchalant

Not Nonchalant

Non partisan

Naughty

Nice

New Believer

New Muslim

New Nincompoop

Not of other faiths

Not of any faith

Needing to Believe in Something

Not Young

Not Old

Not Black

Not White

Not Yellow

Not Temperamental

Never Married

Never Divorced

Not Healthy

Not Sick

Not Boring

Not Exciting

Not Dead

 

So, what Now? Are you Normal or Not?

Nonstandard or Neither?

Hmmm. I’m Not sure about the Nature of my Normalcy.

All I know is, in the Near perfection of my Not Normal Normality, I seem to be as Nonstandard as Neither of you and all of you.

In the end, I’m more convinced than ever that God Needled us together as Newborns .

How else could the Nectar of so many Nations create such Numerous individuals who are so Naturally the same, yet so Nefariously unique?

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